#bond_age_pod: The James Bond Social Media Project

Kris (@kris_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) breakdown No Time to Die bit by bellybutton-gazing bit.   

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) discuss Billie Eilish's "No Time to Die," how to calm the &#$@ down about the "next Bond," and No Time to Die's new poster art. 

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) break open the No Time to Die trailer and do some soul searching about their enthusiasm for Bond 25. 

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) come to you live from an iconic James Bond location to discuss the folly that was the Bond 25 "press conference," being 'meh' about Bond in 2019, and how we'd make "Jim Bob" fresh again. 

Krissy (@krissy_myers) and James (@007hertzrumble) step outside the Bond Zone to discuss how The Last Jedi is the Roger Moore of the Star Wars universe. They also take the opportunity to tell Star Wars fans to get over themselves and just enjoy this ride of new films -- something the Bond franchise has lost. 

James (@007hertzrumble) and Keith (@theactualkeith) go toe to toe in a Best Bond Quotes Draft. 5 blurbs vs. 5 blurbs for global supremacy. Along the way, they hit all the essential topics. Potential podcast spinoffs like the Green Smoothie_Pod and the Blender_Pod. What each Bond has for breakfast. And Top Gun. Because Top Gun is timeless.

 James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers), Greg (@MisterGreggles) and Keith (@theactualkeith) try to put SPECTRE in some sort of historical context and take a final stand on all things SPECTRE. Souls are assuaged, bowels are purged and Krissy sings the standards to make it all stop... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP! They also, as a warm up exercise, recast DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER with current, working actors. Teaser: John Waters directs.  

James (@007hertzrumble) hosts a gaggle of #Bond_age_ misanthropes who've submitted their own Bond-related gripes. In the spirit of Festivus, we'll all air our grievances and then strip down for some feats of strength. Along the way we'll hope for some miracles.  

James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers), Greg (@MisterGreggles) and Keith (@TheActualKeith) have a completely civilized conversation about the 24th James Bond film, Spectre.

James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Greg Sacademy (Sahadachny, aka @MisterGreggles) dissect the full-length SPECTRE trailer, dissect a herring, lament the lack of white Bond dinner jackets in Krissy's lifetime, discuss the finer points of Bond pinball machines and dig into the roots of Greg's teetotalism. They definitely do not mention Sam Smith. At all. Not even during the Twatterbag. No Sam Smith or your money back.

James (@007hertzrumble) and Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) discuss Guy Ritchie's The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie and the original The Man from U.N.C.L.E. television show. Did the movie succeed in updating Ilya and Napoleon? Why has the movie been a disppointment? And can they refrain from talking about James Bond for an entire episode? Who knew Henry Cavill was actually good? And what's Taye Diggs got to do with any of this?

James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) talk about the history of turtlenecks from 15-century cave paintings through Sterling Archer and SPECTRE, with special focus on the turtleneck as a cinematic tactical garment. Originally recorded on March 21st 2015. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) discuss the Bond 24 rumors leading up to the official casting announcements, whether the new James Bond film will bring back some old snark, how Roger Moore's intern fills his/her days, and Daniel Craig's photobomb mustache. Originally recorded November 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James (@007hertzrumble) and Krissy (@krissy_myers) tackle all manners of James Bond music. A board game spinner decides their fate. This means chatter, chatter and lots of musical interludes. Originally recorded in August 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James (@007hertzrumble) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) discuss the Tournament of Bonds. The "stuff" includes old school gaming, Peter Travers and the Spice Girls.

James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Krissy (Krissy_Myers) host a rundown of their Top 10 favorite #Bond_age_ live tweet memes. We're podcasting about our favorite recurring jokes from the live tweets of the James Bond Social Media Project. Fuck yeah, solipsism! Originally recorded in April 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) continue to roast Sean Connery and Diamonds Are Forever without remorse. Originally recorded in February, 2014. Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) roast Diamonds Are Forever and everything that is wrong or misguided about Sean Connery's return to the James Bond franchise after a short sabbatical. Originally recorded in February 2014 Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James, Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Andy (@ThatAndyRoss) discuss what cookie, cake or pastry each Bond actor would have been had they been a cookie, cake or pastry. We also discuss the Batman TV show, how we could have saved MGM (hint: Judy Garland’s cookies) and why Krissy seems to stalk Henry Winkler. Find the recipes here! Originally recorded in November, 2013.   Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

James (@007hertzrumble) and Keith (@theactualkeith) rundown the list of the moments that best represented each James Bond actor in the role of 007, opine about how the world will end and create a concept for a future podcast: The Diamonds Are Forever Roast. Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig each share #Bond_age_ time. Originally recorded in November, 2013.   Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.